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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Chevy Teases a New Corvette 'X' to Debut Next Week - Road & Track
Still no good.
Still no good
So they tried
Crowned Shield Zamazenta Raid Guide - Pokémon GO Hub
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
People’s Pharmacy: Did this OTC allergy medicine cause my excruciating knee pain? - OregonLive.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The FDA Launches Its Generative-AI Tool, Elsa, Ahead of Schedule - Gizmodo
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How and why do cats purr? Scientists finally found the answers - Earth.com
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
After trying to buy Ilya Sutskever’s $32B AI startup, Meta looks to hire its CEO - TechCrunch
They put up a sign reading
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Friday the 13th solar storm could bring auroras to 18 US states this weekend - Live Science
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
What is so great about Jiraiya?
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Utah now one of 36 states that have seen measles cases this year - Deseret News
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
share office space ...