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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Chevy Teases a New Corvette 'X' to Debut Next Week - Road & Track

Still no good.

Still no good

So they tried

Crowned Shield Zamazenta Raid Guide - Pokémon GO Hub

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

People’s Pharmacy: Did this OTC allergy medicine cause my excruciating knee pain? - OregonLive.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is music publishing?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The FDA Launches Its Generative-AI Tool, Elsa, Ahead of Schedule - Gizmodo

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How and why do cats purr? Scientists finally found the answers - Earth.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

After trying to buy Ilya Sutskever’s $32B AI startup, Meta looks to hire its CEO - TechCrunch

They put up a sign reading

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Friday the 13th solar storm could bring auroras to 18 US states this weekend - Live Science

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

What is so great about Jiraiya?

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Utah now one of 36 states that have seen measles cases this year - Deseret News

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

share office space ...

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